Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Why Is Pop Culture Dying??
First Ed McMahon, then Farrah, then MJ, now Billy Mays?? Who's going to yell at me from my tv screen and convince me to buy things like the wonder that is OxiClean? Especially with the Shamwow "The Germans make everything better!" Guy in shambles? WHERE IS THE HUMANITY??Goodnight, sweet prince. May you rest in infommercial peace.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Eye See You
So normal vision is 20/20 - that's what your optometrist, if you should need one, will work to get your vision to if you need glasses or contacts. Low vision is anywhere from the 20/60 to 20/400 range (where a -4.00 stands for 20/400 vision) - legally blind (but able to be corrected to 20/20) vision is 20/800.
My mother always had the most notoriously bad eyes in the family; it's a well known fact that without her glasses or contacts, she'll trip over things and walk into doors and such. Her vision is 20/500, or -5.00. My father always said he really hoped my eyes never got that bad.
My eyes as of today?
20/700. That's a -7.00.
I think it's time for lasik.
BRB, switching to my new keyboard:
My mother always had the most notoriously bad eyes in the family; it's a well known fact that without her glasses or contacts, she'll trip over things and walk into doors and such. Her vision is 20/500, or -5.00. My father always said he really hoped my eyes never got that bad.
My eyes as of today?
20/700. That's a -7.00.
I think it's time for lasik.
BRB, switching to my new keyboard:
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Noah's Arc
So if this is the weather forecast for the next ten days:
Is this what we'll need on the eleventh day?:
By the way - and I was very surprised to discover this - the first four or so pages under Google's Image Search for "Noah's Arc" doesn't cough up a plethora of pictures of the actual arc (and why are there no awesome pictures of the arc riding the waves?) but instead proudly displays a movie called Noah's Arc:
After careful consideration of the pictures, I think this outcome - rather than an arc with a bunch of wreaking wet animals - is clearly preferred:
Is this what we'll need on the eleventh day?:
By the way - and I was very surprised to discover this - the first four or so pages under Google's Image Search for "Noah's Arc" doesn't cough up a plethora of pictures of the actual arc (and why are there no awesome pictures of the arc riding the waves?) but instead proudly displays a movie called Noah's Arc:
After careful consideration of the pictures, I think this outcome - rather than an arc with a bunch of wreaking wet animals - is clearly preferred:
Friday, June 19, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
The Best Music Video in the History of Time
Behold the wonder that is the literal music video rendition of "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - I almost pissed myself I was laughing so hard.
Mullet with Headlights!
Mullet with Headlights!
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