The Real World is Following Me

Apparently I live in really cool neighborhoods, cause The Real World: Hollywood house was like 3 blocks from my apartment in LA, and the new Real World: DC house is like 3 blocks from my apartment in DC. Interesting. Now if only they'd been filming when I lived there so I could've made a huge ass of myself on national television!

Running (Away) In Heels

Goddamn do I hate Ashley from Style's Running in Heels. I've met this bitch a few times in person, thanks to mutual friends back at GW, and she's done absolutely nothing to redeem herself. I know they edit the crap out of reality shows, and that they spin them to make the 'villain' and the 'heroine' and all that crap, but Ashley is a white trash, obnoxious, shockingly egotistical bitch. 

Also, she looks like that - all the time. Like, all the time. The only time she's ever even remotely smiling is when she's smirking over someone else's misfortune (which she does all the time, whether it be gloating over someone failing, gloating over stealing something from someone else, or gloating over how awesomely she screwed someone else over) and it makes me want to start shanking bitches left and right.