Locked Up Abroad

I love "Locked Up Abroad" so much because it really highlights just how stupid people are. Smuggling hundreds of thousands of dollars of cocaine out of Peru? Stowing seven pounds of heroin in your suitcase in Bangladesh? Sashaying past police drug sniffing dogs with your carry-on full of crack in a country that will never let you out of prison and back to your own country? What could possibly go wrong!

It's all these young, stupid girls who don't seem to comprehend the fact that drug smuggling in third world countries is highly, highly stupid. . And then they wonder why the drug dealers are so mean to them and hurt their poor little feelings, and really, all they wanted was a little vacation to South America during monsoon season. Oh wait, they didn't realize it was the off season? Oh wait, they didnt' realize they stuck out like sore thumbs? Oh wait, they didn't realize other countries had prison, too?

Also, anyone else love that The National Geographic Channel is now called NatGeo? It's amazing.