Overheard in the Melrose Starbucks

"She was really young. And also really chubby. Bad combo. These pictures these girls take online? Man, I saw this one... I have nothing bad to say about large girls. You know what? You might be too sophisticated for her type. Bottom line. You just might be too darn sophisticated. It's not her fault. It's like, the same people who tell me how good they are in bed? They just aren't. Man, my head."