Spring is in the Purse

So I've decided what bag I'd like for my spring wardrobe. It's delightfully ugly pretty, and even though I'd only use it for one season and then forget about it (in my closet, with the rest of the bags I just had to have) I want it so badly I can taste it. I would sell my brother on the black market for it. I would kill in cold blood for it.

It's the Fendi Ombre Jacquard Chef Bag, which is currently only on pre-order:

Whoever buys this for me at the low, low price of $1,100, I will perform unspeakably dirty sex acts on. You know you want to.