It's literally makes me want to hunt her down and stab both her and that damn hairbow, because jesusfuckingchrist she's walking around wearing a bow made out of her own hair. Add that she's hiding her face from the paparazzi and she officially becomes the most baffling person in existance. I don't get it. How could she possibly want to "hide" from the paps with all of this going on:
1. Hairbow. Hairbow. A bow, made out of her own hair, sitting atop her head.
2. A flesh. Colored. Unitard. AND THAT'S IT. I get it, she's ~edgy~ but does that really mean she needs to wander around in a nude colored unitard, looking like an unsettling mix of a gymnast, a stripper, and a Cirque du Soleil member? It makes me want to cry.
3. She's carrying around a cotton candy pink bag with a Playboy magazine clearly (and, I'd assume, purposely) hanging out of it. First of all, who the hell walks around with a Playboy these days, besides old men wearing trench coats in vans? (And even then, most of them are carrying around pictures of prepubescent children, as opposed to naked adult ladies.)
She tries so goddamn hard to be "unique and edgy" that's she's driving me to seriously abuse the use of italics. No one in their right mind - who's not desperately trying to garner as much attention as humanly possibly - would actually throw that outfit on without thinking or caring about what it actually looks like. This bitch plans all of this out in advance (probably days in advance) and probably obssesses about every little detail (such as: will my tampon string hang out of my unitard today? Man, that was awkward the last time that happened!)
I'll take trainwreck Britney over this bitch any day.
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For example, those gloves don't match her shoes. A big no-no in the world of weird. The gloves ALWAYS have to match the shoes. Common knowledge, really.
And they don't even match the coat, so it's all sorts of weird neutrals
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