Hug A Jew Day

February 2nd is the Official Hug a Jew Day. This means I expect lots of chutzpa and hugs, and, preferably, lots of inappropriate groping*. You could even through a L'Chiam! in there for good measure, I won't judge you. 

*preferably from straight males, but I'll take what I can't. Beggars can't be choosers. And me darf nit zein shain; me darf hoben chain. Just kidding, you have to be hot.